Tweets for 05 Jun 2008

By james on June 5, 2008 11:59 PM | Permalink

(09:50:32) wants BISCUITS. Party rings, maybe... or.. or actually some jam doughnuts? 62p for five. I think I might be eating too much. Feed a cold!

(10:05:29) more tea, vicar?

(11:36:28) has learned that (certainly according to Outlook) 'enormous' is bigger than 'huge'. And an enormous email is one that's bigger than 5MB..

(13:33:16) has been walking around with fruit in his pocket

(14:16:58) is off on a mission. Not emission. I have buttery fingers at the moment. Which gets this stuck in my head: http://snipr.com/btrfngrs

(17:23:44) will be throwing away up to half of my clothes when I get home. Today, I have the geektramp style. Oh yeah!

(20:26:19) dullards, bimbos and odd human beings. Yes, it's Big Brother. Why am I watching this? Because it's on.

(20:29:47) Mario & Lisa (for this is the only time I will remember their names) - Not very interesting. Some issues with Mario's Masonic obligations?

(20:31:03) Luke.. he has something a little Alan Partridge about him. Otherwise, he's just kind-of.. insipid. So he may win.

(20:33:10) I have already forgotten the bimbo's name. So has Beth. Is it 'Charley?' Current BB09 watchability: 4%

(20:39:40) Rachel: watchability is now down to 3%. Irritation up 500%. Is she Welsh?

(20:42:48) Dale: twat. This is why I will not be watching Big Brother. I have now lost interest. Miracles required for watchability to scrape off 0%.